To be fair, he is lithe and does fill the spandex nicely. Cough. "Yeah, because you should be getting shot for laughs. Honestly." Okay, he had a fair point. Peter occasionally went with the lie that he could control spiders. It got a lot of people to surrender pretty fast.

Peter had a sneaking suspicion Deadpool was lying about needing a ride, but seeing as he had no proof, Peter begrudgingly beckoned Wade forward. "Alright, come on then."