He wasn't very creative with it, it's true. This is what happens when you let a teenager pick out his branding, and it was too late now to go back. What else would be be? Super Strong And Sticky Guy? Crime-Fighting Spider Dude? Probably could have picked something better than eye-searing red and blue, too, but it was what was on sale. Besides, it meant cars were more likely to see him before they hit him (they used to hit him a lot, back when he was nondescript).

"What kind of danger?" Peter's immediately on higher alert, scanning their surroundings - but his senses are quiet, no busier than usual managing his own internalized anxiety. He's still reeling from the fact that there's another Spiderman running around - he'll definitely have to seek them out and figure out of it was true. Still...alright, maybe not stranger things had happened, but it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, right? "We can. Or - I can. I do. I'm happy to help."