This is true, civilians do usually complicate things. How many times has Peter had to stop a police car from flying into a crowd? At least five, that he can remember. He's got a lot going on, okay, it might not be an entirely accurate count. Peter also tends to drag a camera crew around - maybe he should have stuck to colors that stuck out less than red and friggen bright blue. Part of it is definitely Peter's villains! Why does he get the lizard people and the guy in a giant robot rhino? Why is Hell's Kitchen just the drug lords and Russian syndicates? They should switch boroughs for a day.
Yeah, Peter runs his turf the same way Matt does. Lays down on the same hot dog cart every thursday and chats with the owner. Doesn't like to stray too far from the people who need him, but he will when he has to.
"I am way cooler than Tarzan. Wait, what does that make you? Please tell me you're Jane."
Peter can't seem to keep the snark at bay and honestly, sometimes it comes in handy. Get the enemy angry and they slip, make mistakes born out of a desire to simply get their hands on the spider. Lose all sense of strategy. That, and it helps Peter focus. Most of the time, anyway.
Peter cocks his head to the side, letting himself slide into the same crouch on the lampost, except he was hanging upside down. "The parkour or the spinny kick? Both are super cool. And useful. These things run out, you know." Peter waved his arm, webshooter hidden in the design of his suit.
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Yeah, Peter runs his turf the same way Matt does. Lays down on the same hot dog cart every thursday and chats with the owner. Doesn't like to stray too far from the people who need him, but he will when he has to.
"I am way cooler than Tarzan. Wait, what does that make you? Please tell me you're Jane."
Peter can't seem to keep the snark at bay and honestly, sometimes it comes in handy. Get the enemy angry and they slip, make mistakes born out of a desire to simply get their hands on the spider. Lose all sense of strategy. That, and it helps Peter focus. Most of the time, anyway.
Peter cocks his head to the side, letting himself slide into the same crouch on the lampost, except he was hanging upside down. "The parkour or the spinny kick? Both are super cool. And useful. These things run out, you know." Peter waved his arm, webshooter hidden in the design of his suit.