"I will keep all comments about your magnificent ass to myself. You might be bombarded with 'baby got back' jokes when we get home though."

This was one of the first times that Wade was so lost in his thoughts that he didn't care about the weird looks he got from people on the subway. The feel of his boyfriend's hand in his, warm and solid, kept him as grounded as he could be in this situation. He kept close to Peter, eyes down to the floor as the boxes berated him with a billion different terrible scenarios that could happen when he meets Aunt May. Most of them ended with Peter finally realizing how much better off he'd be without Wade. Wade knew it was his biggest fear. Nothing could destroy him more than the loss of Peter.

Wade finally snapped out of his stupor when they leave the subway. He looks at Peter, giving the other man's hand a gentle squeeze. A small smile formed on his lips. "Yeah. This is important to both of us. You talk about Aunt May so much, I think it's time for me to meet her face to face."

[ You mean face to fugly face. ]

[ Time to take the monster to meet the family! ]